愚人節(jié)是英文祝福短信.doc

愚人節(jié)是英文祝福短信【節(jié)英文祝福短信】 because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?! 因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說的是 我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?! also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics, shoot you use the most appropriate! 磚頭又稱板兒磚，是老北京最有特點的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點，所以 拍你用它最合適! psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fools day! 測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢 答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂! my love, you take my breath away. what have you stepped in to smell this way? 愛人啊，你簡直讓我窒息， 你在哪沾上的一身臭氣? i want to feel your sweet embrace; but don t take that paper bag off your face. 我渴望你溫柔的擁抱， 但別把你臉上的面具摘掉。 i thought that i could love no other that is until i met your brother. 曾以為一生只愛你一個， 直到遇見你的二表哥。 i love your smile, your face, and your eyes damn, i m good at telling lies! 我愛你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑， 媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿! i see your face when i am dreaming. that s why i always wake up screaming. 你的容顏依稀入夢境，于是我在尖叫中驚醒。 kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not. 善良、聰慧、多情而性感， 可惜這些你一條都不占。 notice: aprilfools day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! ：愚人節(jié)來臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹臨風貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人! shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fools day! 沙僧說：我有16變!八戒說：我有32變!悟空說：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒見你們變個電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂! Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day! 心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂! In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good! 在我眼里，你看上去永遠是無憂無慮，吃飯永遠是津津有味，睡覺永遠是酣然入睡 我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的! after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember? 飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺!八戒：記住了嗎? some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit? 今天有人看見你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實在是可愛極了。真不知你當年是怎么賽過兔子的? If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated 如果你長得難看，請打110;如果你身材不好，請打120;如果你脾氣不好，請打119;如果你覺得自己漂亮，請打我手機，詳談 Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi-what is built Nie ah? ! 因為你，我相信命運的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是 我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?! Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and