生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16)字幕中英文對照打印版講解

1、 THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16打敗他!-Leonard：Hes got you, Sheldon.-Sheldon：Look at this move!他超出你太多了。嘿伙計們，伙計們，其他女服務(wù)生想讓我問你們些事。這叫 Tressling 扳手腕俄羅斯方塊。是將扳手腕身體的力量和玩俄羅斯方塊思維的敏捷with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport.集于一體的體育運動。-Penny：Yeah, thats terrific, but what they wanted me to ask 對，很棒，不過她

2、們是想讓我告訴你們別再玩you is to cut it the hell out.了。很好，過來伙計們，來吧。祝你生日快樂.-Sheldon：We might as well stop. Its a stalemate.Youre beating me in Tetris,我們最好也停下陷入僵局了。你玩俄羅斯方塊贏了我，但你的上肢力量就跟 Keebler 小精靈一樣弱。我讓你看看 Keebler 小精靈的厲害。好吧，陷入僵局了。but youve got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf.-Raj：Keebler elf? Ive got yo

3、ur Keebler elf right here.Okay, its a stalemate.-Penny：So, Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for Leonard 那我們能周六能去你那吃免費芝士生your free birthday cheesecake?日蛋糕嗎?-Leonard：Forget about the cake.How do you know that my birthdays Saturday?-Penny：I did your horoscope, remember?I was going to do every

4、bodys, until Sheldon went on one of 我本來要幫每個人占一下的，后來 Sheldon 就his typical psychotic rants.開始他典型的瘋癲演說。有資料記載，that psychotic rant was a concise summation of the research 瘋癲演說精簡概括了巴納姆效應(yīng)，1948 年巴納of Bertram Forer, who, in 1948,姆通過精密設(shè)計的實驗，proved conclusively through meticulously designedexperiments that ast

5、rology is nothing but pseudo-scientific 最終證實了占星術(shù)完全是偽科學(xué)的廢話。hokum.-Penny：Blah, blah, blah. Typical Taurus.So, seriously, are we going to see you Saturday?-Leonard：Uh, I dont think so.話真多。典型的金牛座。說真的，我們周六能見你嗎?恐怕不行。為什么?-Leonard：I dont celebrate my birthday.-Penny：Shut up. Yeah, you do.我不慶祝生日的。瞎說，你會慶祝的。-

6、1 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16-Leonard：Its no big deal, its just the way I was raised.My parents focused on celebrating achievements,沒什么大不了的，我就是這么長大的啊。我父母只慶祝重大成就，and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one 而我從產(chǎn)道里被排出則不認(rèn)為是重大成就之一。這太愚蠢了。我喜歡過生日。Waking up to Moms special French toast brea

7、kfast,在母親特制的法國面包早餐的香味中醒來，wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my 戴上生日皇冠和朋友們一起玩激光生存游friends.-Penny：Yeah, see? Thats what kids should have.-Howard：Actually, that was last year.-Penny：So you really never had a birthday party?-Leonard：No, but it was okay.I mean, when I was little,

8、Id think maybe my parents would change their mindand surprise me with a party.我想可能父母會改變主意，給我個驚喜開個生日派對。就像有一次生日，我去學(xué)大提琴下課回到家，看到家門前停了很多陌生車輛，我進門后聽到很多人低聲耳語，我還聞到了德式巧克力蛋糕的味道，正是我最喜歡的那種。-Leonard：It turns out my grandfather had died.-Penny：Oh, my God. Thats terrible.-Leonard：Well, it was kind of like a birthda

9、y party.I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so.-Penny：Thats the sadest thing Ive ever heard.-Howard：You think?Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom.-Howard：You make sure they remember no peanuts.繼續(xù)，跟她說說你的畢業(yè)舞會。記得告訴他們別放花生。-Leonard：Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you Howard

10、，城里的每個泰式餐館都知道你不吃花cant eat peanuts.生。When they see me coming, they go, Ah, no-peanut boy! 他們一看到我來就喊 啊不吃花生的男孩!。-Sheldon：Hello, Penny. Leonard just left.你好 Penny ，Leonard 剛出去。- 2 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16我知道，我是想跟你談?wù)劇Ｎ覀兡苷勈裁?-Sheldon：Well, all right, but I dont see this as a promisingendeavor.好吧，但我不認(rèn)為

11、這嘗試有用。-Penny：Okay, heres the deal.好吧，事情是這樣的，We are going to throw Leonard a kick-ass surprise party for 我們周六為 Leonard 生日辦個超酷的生日派his birthday on Saturday.對。-Sheldon：I hardly think so.我不同意。Leonard made it very clear he doesnt want a party.-Howard：Did someone say. party?Leonard 非常清楚地表示他不想要生日派對。有人提到. 派對

12、?-Penny：He just doesnt know he wants one cause hes never 他只是不知道他想要，因為從來沒人為他舉辦had one.過。就算如此，但是請注意，我從來沒有玩過 三人行 但我知道我想要Ive never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one.Howard 這兩者的區(qū)別是 . 在地獄被冰封之前，that Leonard could have a birthday party before hell freezesLeonard 有可能享受生日派對。over.-Howard：Fine. If

13、 I do have a threesome, you cant be part ofit.好吧，如果我玩三人行 你不能參加。Im just kidding. Yes, you can.Can you bring a friend?-Sheldon：I think a birthday partys a terrible idea.I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish.-Penny：Anguish?!我覺得生日派對的主意太糟了。我很嫉妒 Leonard 從小到大沒遭這樣的罪。遭罪?!-Sheldon：Year after year

14、, I had to endure wearing comicalhats年復(fù)一年我不得不忍受戴著滑稽的帽子，while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy 被迫擠在人群里，在充氣城堡里弄得滿身大castles.汗。Not to mention being blindfolded and being spun toward a 更別提被蒙上眼睛去給那頭無尾的怪驢釘上grotesque-Penny：Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scarsthat no nonprofessional

15、 can heal, but, nevertheless, were 不是非專業(yè)人士可以治愈的，可是盡管如此，我們還是要替 Leonard 辦一個生日派對。我有沒有指出that Im extremely uncomfortable with dancing, loud musicand most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity?我極度反感跳舞，吵鬧的音樂，和大部分由酒精引發(fā)的輕薄行徑?- 3 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16但是我們.-Sheldon：In addition, I really dont think th

16、at Leonardwants.此外，我真的不認(rèn)為 Leonard 會希望.-Penny：Okay, heres the deal:好吧，這么說吧：你要么幫我為 Leonard 搞派對，要么，幫幫我吧上帝，我會去你臥室把你最珍惜的or, so help me God, I will go into your bedroom保存得完好無損的漫畫書全倒出來。我會在其中一本上 . 你不會知道是哪一本.And on one of them- you wont know which-Ill draw a tiny happy face in ink.用墨水畫一個小笑臉。你不能那么做。如果你在完好無損的漫

17、畫書上作了記號那就不再是完好無損的了。If you make a mark in a mint comic book, its no longer mint.Sheldon 你知道什么是勒索么？-Sheldon：Well, of course, I. Oh.Yeah, I have an idea.對了，我有個主意，我們給 Leonard 辦一個超棒的生日派對吧。暗號不是那樣的。有什么區(qū)別嗎?暗號的重點是為了建立一種非語言的信號，以此驗證同謀者的身份。是 Raj 和 Howard 嗎?-Sheldon：Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor

18、.-Penny: So whatd you get the birthday boy?-Howard：Well, Raj got him an awesome, limited edition Dark Raj 給他準(zhǔn)備了一個非常棒的限量版暗夜騎士Knight sculpture基于 Alex Ross 確認(rèn)的蝙蝠俠形象 ( 以畫超級英雄著稱的美國漫畫家)。我給他的是費曼物理講義，是親筆署名的，絕對令人驚喜。不錯，我給他的是件毛衣。based on Alex Rosss definitive Batman.And I got him this amazing autographed copyo

19、f The Feynman Lectures on Physics.-Penny: Nice. I got him a sweater.-Howard：Okay, well, he might like that. Ive seen him getchilly.他可能會喜歡的，我看到他打過寒顫。Sheldon, I didnt see your present.-Sheldon：Thats because I didnt bring one.-Penny: Why not?Sheldon 我還沒看到你的禮物呢。因為我沒準(zhǔn)備。為什么?- 4 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E1

20、6別問了。太晚了。假設(shè)我出去了，and I spend $50 on you. Its a laborious activitybecause I have to imagine what you need,whereas you know what you need.然后為你花了 50 美元，這純粹是費力的活動，我還得考慮你需要什么，然而只有你知道你需要什么。那么我可以把事情簡化. 直接給你那 50 美元。Now, I could simplify things- just give you the $50 directly,and then you could give me $50然后你

21、會在我生日時給我 50 美元。如此反復(fù)，直到我們中的一人死去。另一個老家伙就會比這人富有 50 美元。我問你這樣有好處嗎?告訴你別問了。-Penny：Sheldon ,You are his friend.Friends give each other presents.Sheldon 你是他的朋友。朋友之間會贈送禮物的。我接受你的前提但拒絕接受你的結(jié)論。-Sheldon：I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion.-Howard：Try telling him its a non-optional social convention. 告訴

22、他這是不可選擇的社會習(xí)俗。什么?我怎么才能趕在派對之前給Leonard 買到禮物呢?I suppose I could wrap up an order of mee krob and a couple 我想可以打包一份泰式米粉還有幾張刮刮彩of lottery scratchers.好吧，行動吧.我開車帶 Sheldon 去買禮物。I will drive Sheldon to get a present.And Howard, you need to get rid of Leonard for about twohours.Howard 你把 Leonard 騙出去大概兩個小時。沒問題。

23、然后 Raj 你把東西拿到對面可以開始布置了。-Howard：What if theyre women?-Penny：Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable.-Howard：Hey.如果是女客人呢?盯著她們讓她們覺得不舒服。嘿。- 5 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16嘿。怎么樣啦?很好。-Howard ： So listen, the NuArt is showing the revised, 聽好，NuArt 影院正在上映最終修改版的銀翼definitive cut of Blade Runner.殺手?？催^了。-

24、Howard：No, youve seen the 25th Anniversary Final Cut.This one has eight seconds of previously unseen footage.They say it completely changes the tone of the film.-Leonard：Uh. pass.不是吧。Afterwards, theres a Q & A with Harrison Fords body double. 然后還有哈里森福特的替身訪談。你看，我還在光暈戰(zhàn)爭的緊要關(guān)頭呢 (光-Leonard：Look, Im in th

25、e Halo battle of my life here.暈XBOX 著名的電腦游戲)。這個哥本哈根的孩子. 他沒有免疫系統(tǒng)，所以他只好待在隔菌罩里 7 天 24 小時只能玩光暈。-Howard：Cant you play him some other time?-Leonard：Not if you believe his Doctors.-Howard：Oh, my God, do you smell gas?-Leonard：No.你就不能改天跟他玩嗎?除非你不相信他醫(yī)生的話。噢，天，你聞到煤氣味了嗎?沒有。沒錯，但是 DVD 刻錄機在這里。Leonard 需要一臺刻錄機。it sho

26、uld be something fun.這是件有趣的毛衣，有很大的幾何圖案。幾何圖案就很有趣?-Sheldon：Okay, I see. So, not a DVD burner.-Penny：Exactly.好的，我明白了，那就不買 DVD 刻錄機了。沒錯。他不會給自己買的東西，有趣的東西，就像.an 802-11N wireless router!802-11N 無線路由器!-Leonard：Here you go, Copenhagen boy.How about a taste of Hans Christian hand grenade?輪到你了，哥本哈根小孩。嘗嘗德國手榴彈的滋味

27、怎么樣?- 6 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16那一定很糟。來呀來. 你個聰明的.來啊來啊，看這個!怎么了?甜麥棒上面有花生!老天，你干嘛吃它?我不知道，它就在那里的!-Leonard：If I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself? 如果那里有把槍，你會朝自己開槍?-Howard：Dont yell at me!別朝我嚷嚷!我要去急診室!現(xiàn)在?!難道等到我的舌頭腫成雞胸肉!-Leonard：All right, uh, just let me get my keys.Oh, God, oh, God, oh, Go

28、d!The laundry is out of the hamper.-Howard：Okay, Sheldon, what was it supposed to be?Fine. Its out of the washer!洗衣機已經(jīng)騰空。好了，Sheldon 你在說什么?好吧，已經(jīng)騰出洗衣機了!等它進烘干機時我再給你電話。好了，我們走。Ill call you when its in the dryer.-Leonard：All right, lets go.他已有個 6 端口的以太網(wǎng)轉(zhuǎn)換器了。那好，就這個。-Penny：I dont know.盒子上那個人看起來多開心啊。Penny 如果

29、我要給 Leonard 禮物我就要挑對的。I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did. 我不想讓他遭受跟我一樣的童年創(chuàng)傷。-Penny：I know Im gonna regret this, but: What trauma?我知道問了我會后悔，可是，是什么創(chuàng)傷?-Sheldon：On my 12th birthday, I really wanted a titanium 我 12 歲生日時很想要一臺鈦合金的離心分離centrifugeso, you know, I could separate radioa

30、ctive isotopes.Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me.但我父母沒有給我鈦合金分離機，而是.一輛山地摩托車。不是吧!-Penny：No?- 7 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16-Sheldon：What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike? 哪個 12 歲男孩會想要山地摩托車?所有的?真的么?是啊。-Penny：Okay, so were getting this one?那我們就買這個了?好吧，我們走了。-Woman：Excuse m

31、e. Do you know anything about this stuff? 打擾一下，你懂這東西嗎?我什么都知道。我有個花卉批發(fā)的生意，my computer in the front entrance with the one in myrefrigerated warehouse.想把前門的電腦和冷藏庫的連起來。-Penny：Here, buy this one: Look, its the one were getting. 這個，買這個，瞧，我們買的就是這個。See? Happy guy.看到了嗎? 笑得多開心。-Sheldon：No, no, no, she doesnt w

32、ant that. She needs a 不，不，不，她不要買那個，她需要帶有區(qū)域-Man：Which hard drive do I want- firewire or USB?我該用哪個硬盤，內(nèi)接的還是外接的?取決于你用什么總線了 (bus 數(shù)據(jù)傳送總線母線也是公車的意思)。我的車是雪弗萊騎士系列。我的老天啊。這可憐的人需要我。你，等等，我等下回答你的問題。This poor man needs me. You, hold on. Ill be right with you.你電腦什么樣的? 別告訴我是白色的。a surprise party and Im supposed to kee

33、p him out of his 辦個驚喜生日派對，我必須在這兩小時內(nèi)確保apartment for two hours.-Doctor：Uh-huh. Fill this out and have a seat.-Howard：No, see, the only way I could get him to leave啊哈，填表，坐著等。不，瞧啊，唯一讓他離開的方法was to tell him I ate a peanut because Im allergic to peanuts. 就是告訴他我吃了花生，因為我對花生過敏。-Doctor：Oh. Well, in that case,

34、fill this out and have a seat. 這樣的話，填表，坐著等。-Howard：Look, all I need from you is to take me in the back 聽著，我只需要你把我?guī)У胶竺嫒ソo我貼上創(chuàng)可貼，so I can pretend I had a shot of epinephrine,那我就能假裝注射了腎上腺素- 8 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16and then you tell my friend you need to keep me under 然后你可以告訴我朋友，我需要留院觀察一到一個半小時。就要這些

35、?是的。-Doctor：Get out of my ER.-Howard：No, you dont understand.-Doctor：Oh, I understand, but unfortunately,this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid.-Howard：Okay, I get it. I know how the world works.How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed 不如我介紹給你一位解放了你同胞的人如何 ?your people?(5 美元上的

36、頭像是亞伯拉罕林肯)-Doctor：Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin 除非我同胞是本杰明富蘭克林和他 5 個胞弟解放的，否則你就是在浪費時間and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time.(100 美元上的頭像是本杰明富蘭克林)。抱歉，我找不到停車位。你怎么樣?-Leonard：Hey, sorry, I couldnt find a parking spot.How are you doing?-Howard：Bad, very bad.糟糕，很糟糕。-Howard：B

37、ecause. because.Brisket! Brisket!Water! Need water!你要多拖住 Leonard 一會兒。我想我做不到。-Penny：You have to. We all have to be there at the sametime to yell surprise.你必須。我們一定要同時到那里一起喊驚喜你必須要了解情況，我們現(xiàn)在在醫(yī)院。-Penny：Okay, I dont need your attitude.Listen, just hold him there a little longer.-Howard：Look, Ive done my be

38、st,but he wants to go home and I dont know how to stop him.-Penny：Okay, how about this? You keep him there a littlelonger,可現(xiàn)在他想回去了，我不知道怎么阻止他。這樣怎么樣? 你把他拖住一會兒。- 9 - THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16and when you get to the party,等你回到了派對，我認(rèn)識個沒有自尊心，減肥成功的辣妹。還有個女孩為了懲罰她老爸和人亂搞。and alcoholic whos two tequila shots a

39、way from letting you 還有個小妹，兩杯龍舌蘭下肚就會任由你擺-Howard：Then it will be done.Im doing this for you, little buddy.-Sheldon：Okay, we dont have that in stock.but I can special-order it for you.-Penny：Him.我一定搞定。我可是為了你而做的，小家伙。我們現(xiàn)在沒存貨.不過我可以為你特別訂購。就是他。-Man：Excuse me, sir. You dont work here.-Sheldon：Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else.-Penny：Sheldon, we have to go.-Sheldon：Why?抱歉，先生，你不在這里工作。很顯然，沒人在這里工作。Sheldon 我們要走了。為什么?-Penny：Well, for one th