英語(yǔ)短篇幽默故事：三只小豬

1、英語(yǔ)短篇幽默故事：三只小豬Three Little Pigs 三只小豬 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 講故事者：三只小豬和他們的媽媽 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和東東 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是豬哥 哥，他們很懶，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 們整天吃了就睡。龍龍 是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天幫著媽媽 works

2、all day. Shehelps her mother 做家務(wù)。 to do the housework.Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 豬媽媽：你們已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，你們得 your own houses. 為自 己蓋間房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再見(jiàn)，孩子們。去蓋間房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum.Goodbye. 三只小豬：好的， 媽媽。再見(jiàn)。 Wolf: I ' m hungry. Look! Three litt

3、le pigs狼：我餓了。看，三只小豬可 for dinner. Mmm.以做我的美餐。Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 豬妹妹：哥哥，你們?cè)诟墒裁矗?Ding-Ding: I'mbuilding a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用樹(shù)葉蓋房子。 Dong-Dong: I 'mbuilding a house with sticks. 東東：我在用樹(shù)枝蓋房子。Sister pig: But leaves aren't strong. 豬妹妹：可是樹(shù)葉不牢固。樹(shù)枝也不 And sticks aren &#

4、39;t strong.牢固。 Brother pigs:Yes, we know. But it 's easy. 豬哥哥：我們知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I'mbuilding a house with bricks. 豬妹妹：我在用磚頭蓋房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That's very difficult.豬哥哥：用磚頭蓋，那太難了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 豬 妹妹：我知道，可是磚頭很鞏固。

5、 Brother pigs: Oh, we' re finished. Let's have 豬哥哥：噢，我們蓋好了。我們打 a nap. 個(gè)盹吧。 Sister pig: Myhouse is finished. My house 豬妹妹：我的房子蓋好了，我的房 is strong. 很鞏固。Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your狼： 小豬，小豬，快開(kāi)門(mén)！Doors!Brother pigs: No. No. Goaway. 豬哥哥：不開(kāi)，不開(kāi)?？熳唛_(kāi)。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and lea

6、ves 狼：這太容易了。樹(shù)枝和樹(shù)葉 aren' t strong.都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 講故事者：狼吹倒 了房屋。丁丁和東 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dongrun 東跑到龍龍家。 to Long-Long' s house.Brother pigs: Help! Help! 豬哥哥：救命 ! 救命 !Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你這兩只小豬。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 豬哥哥：妹妹，快

7、開(kāi)門(mén)。狼來(lái)了， is coming. Let me in. 讓我們進(jìn)去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don 't worry. 龍龍：快進(jìn)來(lái)。別擔(dān)憂，我的 My house is strong. 房子很鞏固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼： 他們跑哪兒了？噢，他們 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在這兒。小 豬，快把門(mén)打 the door! 開(kāi)。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三 只小豬：不開(kāi)，不開(kāi)?？熳唛_(kāi)。你這

8、只惡狼。 Wolf: I 'll blow it down.狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 講故事者：狼吹呀 吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常鞏固。 is very strong.Wolf: I 'll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let 's boil the water. 龍龍：我們把水燒開(kāi)。 Brother pigs: OK. 豬哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It 's hot

9、. It ' s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好燙，好燙。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小豬： 好?。±撬懒?，狼死了。 wolf is deadStoryteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 講故事者：從那以后，丁丁、東東 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龍龍一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他 們一起工作，一起玩。這個(gè)短劇場(chǎng)景可以自己按情況更改，人可多可少，幽默一 點(diǎn)的同學(xué)表演。 Napolan and his sol

10、diers 拿破侖這個(gè)單詞我記不清楚了眾 士兵排列整齊的上。 M: Attention. 立正 Turn right/left. Quick time, march!齊步走吹哨Halt! 立定Turn right/left. At ease!稍息.Dismiss! 解 散 在宿舍里 Ss: Cheer! 干杯 班長(zhǎng)帶著一新士兵推門(mén)進(jìn)來(lái) M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's givehim a warm welcome!Ss: Welcome! Welcome! 握手、拍肩 和他打招呼，但

11、是他搖搖 頭M: He does n't kn ow French at all.Ss: What a pity!有一天，一個(gè)士兵慌慌張張的跑了過(guò)來(lái)。 A. Monitor! Monitor!M: What's the matter with you?A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month.M: What shall we do?B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The firstone is "How old are you?&q

12、uot;. The second one is "How long have you been inthe Amry?". The thirdone is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?"M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. Whatshall we do?B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions atany t

13、ime.Ss: Good!各種場(chǎng)合：睡覺(jué) : A: Sam. How old are you?Sam:21.sir!A: How long have you been in the Army?Sam: 3 years sir!A: Did you join any of my two compaigns?Sam: Both.sir! 吃飯 :B:Sam. Howold are you?Sam:21.sir!B: Howlong have you been in the Army?Sam: 3 years sir!B: Did you join any of my two compaigns?Sam: Both.sir! 跑步： C:Sam. Howold are you?Sam:21.sir!C: Howlong have you been in the Army?Sam: 3 years sir!C: Did you join any of my two compaigns?Sam: Both.sir!Ss: Webelieve that's no problem at all.A: 慌慌張張的 N iscoming. N is coming. 眾士兵立正 N: Hello! Everyone. Howare you?Ss: